WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU

Attention party people. Here is some
information you would like to have before
you order your drink. In the clubbing and
night scene, you are what you drink. If you
peruse the club, what a person drinks will tell
you how to approach them or even if you
should attempt to approach them.
1. Blackice/Kingfisher
I have nothing against it. Sincerely. But its'
sanctity has been tainted by the myriads of
non-drinkers who have been ushered into the
other side by someone overly ambitious to
get into their pants. Black-ice is infamously
known for its single handed ability of overly
'exciting' those who partake it. Most of the
time, when you spot black ice or kingfisher,
you are most probably looking at a novice
drinker finding their footing in the drinking
world, or a person about to be 'chipod' for
the night.
2. Heineken/imported beer
This is a chilled person, probably lots of fun
to hang with and is there to have fun and
unwind in a huge way. Heineken drinkers are
usually the cool kids on the block. They are
laid back but also conscious of their image
therefore they are particular about the brand
they are holding.
3. Local beer
This belongs to a genre of absolutely down
to earth and chilled people who don't give a
rat's ass what you think. They will drink, do
whatever their drinks bids them to do and
they will go home and not care. Period.
Simpletons at heart who give no chills.
The other lot who adore local beer are
tourists. They sort of fall in love with it as
soon as they taste it. Cheers to you EABL!
4. Soda/juice
Team Jesus dragged by workmates to the
club. But if it is a lady, two theories are
possible; she is either expectant or she is a
recent team Jesus convert who still needs to
party. It always look odd to drink none
alcoholic drinks in a club. The best bet are
virgin cocktails. That way, no one knows if
you are drinking or not.
5. Wine
They love to think of themselves as classy
and they uphold themselves to live up to a
certain expectation. They are particular to
what they drink and they have the means to
support it.
6. Whisky
A classy man who takes himself seriously and
will not drink just anything. A man who
knows and appreciates the finer things in life
and is not afraid to have them.
7. Rum
A rebel at heart who takes pride in it and
lives for themselves. When they party, they
party hard without limits.
8. Vodka
The ultimate party drink that you gets people
in the mood. This person is a party animal
trying to rave their system up to get ready
for a crazy night. Vodka tends to touch the
very tips of your crazy and lets it roam free.
9. Cocktails
Classy all the way from their hair to toes.
Cocktails are the heaven sent drinks when
you want to satisfy both your palate and your
thirst. Cocktails are made for those who want
and experience form their drinks, not just to
merely get high. Granted, you can easily get
knocked out by a few cocktails, but you will
look good and enjoy doing it.