SEXLESS INN KEEPER 2

Twas the night before this one
I had hours to kill
I sat in the tavern
Grading parchments with quill

A busty young lassie
Flashed me a grin
Her garb said classy
But her eyes whispered sin

She said, "You're a teacher?"
I said, "Yes, indeed"
"I must have you!" she moaned
"I'm turned on by tweed!"

With haste we did scamper
To my chamber anon
We fell to the couch
And bro, it was on

I unlaced her bodice
Our passions grew deeper
And thus ends the tale
Of the sexless innkeeper