PUBLIC MEMO

 ATTENTION LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

The # WorldCup Is approaching & we'd
like to clarify a few things and set
some very simple straight rules...

1. Kenya didn't qualify..AND there is a
5 hour time difference between Rio De
Janeiro & East Africa so please... NO
stupid questions.

2. Ronaldo the Brazilian & Ronaldo the
Portuguese are not related.

3. Non soccer conversations shall not
be tolerated within regulation, injury,
extra time or during penalties...

4. You shall support the teams, I
support, smile only when my team is
winning & shout GOAL!.... when its
actually a GOAL.

5. Tell YOUr girlfriends not to wed,
have babies, fall sick or die during
#WorldCup. We won't go!!!

6. Its the #WorldCup & there is no
Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once
in four years so don't ask if its the
same as the game from last week...

7. We shall watch any soap, reality
show, romantic, African, Afro cinema
movie as long as they shoot it in Brazil
& the cast are from World Cup
participating teams...

8. There shall be no comments about
Christiano Ronaldo's looks.
Professionalism shall remain an
absolute part of the #WorldCup.
9. If you miss the line-up presentation,
please do not ask... "who is that guy?"
10. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules
prior to the #WorldCup. Any questions
like, "why is that guy running on the
line waving a checkered flag?" will not
be tolerated.
11. For the full #WorldCup period, the
remote control shall reside in my
pocket and shall only be operated by
me else under my written authority or
consent...
Thank you...
Kind Regards,
GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION